BITE WATER
Webster is the camp spirit guide. Thus sayeth Webster:
"In the new millennium, when a brother or sister becomes tense,
unruly, distasteful, or otherwise builds pressure, for the
betterment of the universe, remind them of their
Metaphysical duty to BITE WATER. This do I say unto
you today, as is my way. This do you hear, as is also my way."
1) RELIEVE THE PRESSURE
Whether from stress at work, the pressures of day to day living,
or simply water retention (scheduled or unscheduled), too much pressure
will make you pop. While a good crowd-burst will delight the after hours
Stage 5 audience, it can make for slippery and distasteful areas about
the camp come sunrise. My disciples DO NOT POP..!
2) Be Serene
FEEL the moment....BE Keith Richards
3) Be Patient
Regardless of how it sounded,
Tim didn't say it or he didn't mean it.
Tim will know which. Just ask.
4) Bite Water
Webster be with you all