METAPHYSICIANS DECLARE NEW WINFIELD HOLIDAY
TOMHOG DAY will be
observed OFFICIALLY this year
for the first time in history, once again removing all doubt
that the Metaphysical Practitioners are indeed
cutting edge folks with a sublime sense of duty to mankind
and all creation. More to come....
NEW AND IMPROVED AND NOW FOR SALE ON SITE
In years past, we were treated to the proto-type of the Inflatable
Party Fusco. After a season or two of research and fine tuning,
the camp is ready to market the Inflatable POSEABLE Party Fusco.
Shown below is the IPPF-2000 RotoBro Model x44, a fine
all-weather unit developed for added security and comfort
CAUTION: The
RotoBro x44 must NOT be used as a decoy to
use the car pool lanes. Bentley Manufacturing is not responsible for
misuse or mishandling of any unit sold, regardless of any
previous negotiations.
RotoBro x44
Below is the more sedate proto-type, the Model IPF-334D
IPF-334D
Cheaper, but not as easy to pack
For pricing and servicing information, contact Rick or Terry Bentley.
Anticipated events at the upcoming Festival
ANOTHER WINFIELD FIRST
The Nightie Parade
This event is being kept a bit of a secret, but we have
been able to discover that Rosie is the point of contact.
If you can, contact her before leaving to join the march.
Otherwise, bring an assortment of options so however
the rules fall, you'll be ready. We won't want to miss this one.
PLEASE JOIN US AGAIN THIS YEAR ON
TUESDAY FOR THE ANNUAL
POOFY BREAST DAY
Anyone having items for listing in
this column should send them to: