SERENITY NOW
After careful consideration, it is management's feeling that we simply
have a great need for anger management. Without it, we take
much less appealing photos, play less happy music, and don't ever
think to Bite Water. The following individuals will be attending
this year at the earliest scheduled workshop. Infractions from
earlier years caught on film range from:
Inadvertent moments of emotional release
Angry musical moments
A sudden urge to backhand an old friend
And even the oh-so-transparent posturing where
students pretend nothing whatsoever is wrong...
This sort of total denial is the blight of all
Masters and Counselors, and is the most
dangerous of all scenarios.
We must nip it in the BUD.
Had one of our group reminded Rosie
to simply Bite Water, the whole scene pictured below
could have been totally averted.
It's been YEARS since the West Virginia War Dance
has been seen in this part of the country. Gentle people,
we must attend to this sort of thing straight away..!
Attendance Mandatory
Slots will be held for the above identified individuals,
but as always, all are welcome
Please welcome to the list of Metaphysical job
descriptions
Anger Management Counselor
Congratulations Linda
(pictured below in a precious and tender moment
returning Kenny to the group after a particularly
urgent flair-up during Dan's accordion break
in I Am A Pilgrim. Linda's immediate response
to this apparently unprovoked attack, along with her
subtle implementation of technique born through
years and years of practice, won her the position as
Anger Management Counselor. Just another Thursday at the
office for this gal. Welcome back to the fold, Kenny.)
This is a never ending and thankless job, so let's all
give Linda our undying support..